Monday, 18 June 2012

Spenol bodylotion - my absolute favourite


Big news: I've finally discovered my favourite bodylotion!

Back in 1979 I spent heaps of time on the Internet searching for the perfect lotion.

As my dear readers know I train extremely hard and very frequently, hence I shower more or less all day long. This next to spending hours in the sun working on my perfect tan dries my skin. Consequently it is absolutely crucial for me with a good bodylotion. I've been on the search for the best bodylotion on the market since I was four years old. Hold tight peeps, now I have found the solution! It is the Spenol body lotion that I've now used for half a year. And I've no longer got dry legs, elbows or hands. I'm not even dry behind my ears any longer. My skin feels marvellous and soft, just like the finest silk for far far East. At the same time Spenol adds ingredients to my body that stimulates the cell generation, even of my brain cells. For every day I use Spenol I grow smarter. Crazyiness, I know, but true.

When I was 10 years old I tried Cultura as my lotion. Didn't work that well. If I only had known about Spenol back then.

When I was at training camp in Kenya, working on my sub 30 seconds 400m goal, I got sun burnt. However after I used Spenol the red skin immediately turned golden brown. Spenol is even frictionless against O2, and I have achieved heaps better times as a direct result of using this bodylotion. And hold on, there is even more, Spenol can be used for people with teats and udders as well!

When I'm not at the track running fast I chill out in my pool working on my tan.

I've not only become more handsome, more self confident, faster, stronger, gotten a better V02 max and gotten smarter due to using this bodylotion. I've also become a lot richer. This is due to Nycomed paying me loads for writing this blog post. I'm just completely stoked that a wonder product like Spenol exists. It's like the future right here and now. And what a wonderful future, this future gives you the WOW FEELING!

I'm looking forward till tomorrow when I'll once more hit the track, run 10 x 400m in 40 seconds, take a nice and hot shower and massage my flawless body with Spenol before I'll drop by the city and search for some hot chicks. The lucky once will spend the night with me. Disclaimer: I can do no more than 20 in one night, hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Till next time.

xxx Luv from Frod3 xxx


11 comments:

  1. og hvor er demonstrasjonsvideo à la siris sminkevideo?!

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    1. jeg, i motsetning til siri, har heldigvis ikke lovet å komme med v-doy på bloggen. men jeg har jo laget den ((:

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    2. Does anyone know how I can order some of this amazing cream for delivery to Australia? I had a Norwegian friend who used to send it to me. I am DESPERATE to get some more. I use it for my mastectomy scar.

      If anyone can help please email me at shazzabelle26@bigpond.com.

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  2. Fungerer den på appelsinhud og dårlig smartphonebatteri?

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    1. Hvordan kunne jeg glemme å skrive at Spenol faktisk fungerer på alt, mot alt, for alt eller hva det skulle være. Dette produktet kan jeg ikke annet enn å anbefale på det sterkeste. "Ingen over - ingen ved siden", som Freia ville sagt det.

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  3. Å nei, nå har du røpet hemmeligheten bak din suksess. Hele det norske folket/verden vil nå løpe til butikken og hamstre dette eksepsjonelle produktet.

    Gleder meg til å prøve, trenger både fart, flere hjerneceller og skjønnhet. Myk hud er underordnet i denne sammenheng.

    Morsom du:-)

    Mvh Janicke L. fra Godislaget (som du spiste frokost med etter Gøteborgsvarvet)

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    1. Hmmm, var kanskje litt korttenkt når jeg la ut den hemmelige oppskriften her. Men jeg begynner faktisk å bli lei av å være så overlegen på alle områder. Kjekt om noen kan begynne å nærme seg mitt nivå, intellektuelt, på banen mm. Kanskje livet blir litt utfordrene for en gangs skyld.

      Takk for sist forresten. Göta var supert - tur til neste år er allerede bestilt. Da skal jeg løpe rett bak, eller rett foran, lederbilen. Hvis jeg gidder da.

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    2. Trenger kanskje ikke lederbil lenger nå som du er med.

      Janicke L.

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    3. Du har et godt poeng der!

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  4. Kombiner dette produktet med en rull med gaffatape og du har faktisk absolutt alt du behøver her i livet... :DDDD

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    1. ... og kanskje 15 cm ståltråd, sånn i tilfelle.

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